Gift Guide: 10 Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Points For Weirdos | Autostraddle

Valentine’s Day is kinda silly, but gender actually stupid and really love isn’t dumb both! It really is the annual responsibility as an Online Magazine to come up with a fresh item to poke into your sweetheart every Valentine’s Day/Holiday Season, and annually I’m lured anew just to reduce & insert from previous instructions (and really, the

Sex-Themed Holigay Surprise Guide This Current Year

was actually specifically extraordinary), but that would be cheating, and unlike the ex-girlfriend, I would personally never ever deceive for you.

When we happened to be to re-hash, we would tell you how a great deal we like the

RodeOH Harness

(
we reviewed it, bear in mind?
) therefore the

SpareParts Harness Combo
.

We might recommend some

Lesbian Erotica

and let you know that Amazon continues to have crazy-ass discounts on Lelo products like 63% off a

Lelo Liv Private Massager

and we’d tell you that we’d like a

WeVibe
.

We might additionally steer you to
Good Vibrations’ Sexy Romantic Days Celebration Gifts
and
Babeland’s Surprise Guide
and remind one
get an Autostraddle Calendar
and is today available for sale for $14.

But why don’t we perhaps not rehash (though all website links to past gift instructions are in the end). Why don’t we begin all over again, but completely new, with ten circumstances we are 100% positive your own sweetheart wants. Seriously probably any female general, roomie, or co-worker will need these matters.

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10 Super-Special Romantic Days Celebration Gifts

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From
Lesbophilia
:

“As I discovered [The Joy of Lesbian Sex], I became captivated by it, partly from the text, which spoke of love between ladies in a means I’d never heard before, but primarily by the photographs, which hit me personally by their own difference through the images of girl-on-girl activity I would found in men’s publications, and which I found like over this type of photos for two reasons.

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This packaging is actually extremely lovely. Ready your butt pre-spanking and soothe the butt post-spanking. What else could a girl request? Absolutely Nothing. This is the most.

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Not so long ago, somebody decided to print 100 lesbian “erotic difficulties” on small pieces of report, in English along with Spanish, roll up those items of report, stick them in a heart shaped package, and sell these with tweezers that are supposed to be used to take away the bits of paper from center field. The forms are next read out and sensual issues are carried out. Now this prevails. Its right here for grounds, similar to sunshine.

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If you’ve ever viewed somebody try to make boob-shaped meal without a boob-shaped cakepan, then you’ll definitely understand what an important present this is.

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Aren’t these the cutest restraints you have ever put your little vision on? I am becoming significant i do believe normally super-cute.

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This prices around $5, so you’re able to wager it’s really good-for your vaginal pH.

For example: /married-senior-dating.html

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In the event the girl is actually a superhero for the sheets, she demands underpants that echo this heritage.

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This club of soap is constructed of hand-poured all-natural veggie glycerin and is vegan-friendly. The Rachel Maddow Soap is coffee-scented. While they simply have one club of Rachel Maddow detergent currently, it appears they would be happy to generate more taverns of Rachel Maddow soap per the request.

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Will you be capable conceal your poker face? Or your POKE HER face?

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Evidently there is a lot to state on this subject. An entire book’s really worth!

For more assistance on gorgeous getaway purchasing:

+ Autostrddle’s
2011 NSFW Sunday Gift Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
12 Guides About Sex

+ Autostraddle’s
Last Second 2010 NSFW Valentines Time Surprise Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
2010 NSFW Sunday Surprise Guide

+ Autostraddle’s
Boyshorts Guide
and
Cologne/Perfume 101